just squat aim and cleanse...
Simply steer towards your rear,
then gently spray to check your aim for that "tender, sweet blast".
The harder you press, the harder the flow. "Your kink, we don't discriminate."
Reach a comfortable pressure and spray on and around the area in question. Ooh la la!
Then return the gun to the holder and dry yourself with a teeny bit of toilet paper.
Congratulations you have washed yourself clean and saved a tree! -